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[j_M007]

1. Black cats are unlucky!
2. They have waaay too many lives (at least 9).
3. Many people are allergic to them.
4. They're always on the prowl. AND!
5. Their catnip substance problems make them high risk employees.

[DAlexander]

Hahaha...sounds like he got burned and is looking for some cyber-revenge!

[CraginS]

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@j_M007 wrote:

1. Black cats are unlucky!

Nay, nay, mon frere! Black cats are quite lucky, going about their lives without calamity to themselves. There is, however, rumor that they leave a wake of dismal luck trailing behind them as they walk the path of life.

Bad luck, or intentional? Note the cat's diary entry.

[j_M007]

True CraiginS

How do we pay a black cat for his/her/their/its services? A retainer of three mice a month?

[CraginS]

Golly, let's just go with classic evil Black Cat:

https://archive.org/details/The_Black_Cat_1934_201801