Features (also known as bits and pieces):
Perimeter security (balloon) …
Gleeful pentester (cactus) …
Blue Moon + Unicorn Exploits + kneejerk reactions (spring boot) …
Patch Tuesday, Security vs. stability (dice)…
Real-time updatable license terms and limitations of liabilities (spool)…
Security vendors M&A and forced product obsolescence (clock)…
That warm feeling when someone finds your keys in a public GitHub repository (wax drip) …
This SIEMs possible to get value out of all these logs, it’s just costs a LOT and there are no parsers (domino chain) …
Burning desire to notify your customers after discovery of APT traces (candle-heated hamster wheel) …
But that email looked so authentic (mouse trap) …
Smart TV in every boardroom! (magnifying glass) …
Lowering costs of health insurance by offering employees wearable smartwatches with easy Bluetooth pairing and built-in PHI loss capabilities (banana skin) …
Spectacles by Snap for improved over the shoulder snooping (Crazy Spring Slinky Eye Glasses) …
Step away from a dashboard! Everything as a code (typewriter with built-in cash register) …
Cannot see the big picture? We have a product for that! (treasure map) …
Using Lambda to automate security controls. You are safe now; your developers oversee security (T-70 by Cyberdyne Systems) …
Responsibility offload by CISO to AI platform (Bender from Futurama) …
XSAC, presentation of “lessons learned” (Parrot in a cage) …
CaASS Cybersecurity as a Service Service (cymbals)…
Fireworks …
