https://community.isc2.org/t5/Industry-News/Cybersecurity-as-a-Rube-Goldberg-machine-CaaRG-v1-0/m-p/10160#M871 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-center" image-alt="With multiple ball drops and a printing press with a chatbot at the end of the run that will publish a news article about your company succumbing to the hackers from (chose country from a drop box)." style="width: 582px;"><img src="https://community.isc2.org/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/2365i162A83EBC4918FAF/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="Rube-Goldberg01.jpg" alt="With multiple ball drops and a printing press with a chatbot at the end of the run that will publish a news article about your company succumbing to the hackers from (chose country from a drop box)." /><span class="lia-inline-image-caption" onclick="event.preventDefault();">With multiple ball drops and a printing press with a chatbot at the end of the run that will publish a news article about your company succumbing to the hackers from (chose country from a drop box).</span></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>Features (also known as bits and pieces):<BR />Perimeter security (balloon) …<BR />Gleeful pentester (cactus) …<BR />Blue Moon + Unicorn Exploits + kneejerk reactions (spring boot) …<BR />Patch Tuesday, Security vs. stability (dice)…<BR />Real-time updatable license terms and limitations of liabilities (spool)…<BR />Security vendors M&amp;A and forced product obsolescence (clock)…<BR />That warm feeling when someone finds your keys in a public GitHub repository (wax drip) …<BR />This SIEMs possible to get value out of all these logs, it’s just costs a LOT and there are no parsers (domino chain) …<BR />Burning desire to notify your customers after discovery of APT traces (candle-heated hamster wheel) …<BR />But that email looked so authentic (mouse trap) …<BR />Smart TV in every boardroom! (magnifying glass) …<BR />Lowering costs of health insurance by offering employees wearable smartwatches with easy Bluetooth pairing and built-in PHI loss capabilities (banana skin) …<BR />Spectacles by Snap for improved over the shoulder snooping (Crazy Spring Slinky Eye Glasses) …<BR />Step away from a dashboard! Everything as a code (typewriter with built-in cash register) …<BR />Cannot see the big picture? We have a product for that! (treasure map) …<BR />Using Lambda to automate security controls. You are safe now; your developers oversee security (T-70 by Cyberdyne Systems) …<BR />Responsibility offload by CISO to AI platform (Bender from Futurama) …<BR />XSAC, presentation of “lessons learned” (Parrot in a cage) …<BR />CaASS Cybersecurity as a Service Service (cymbals)…<BR />Fireworks …</P> Tue, 08 May 2018 14:02:32 GMT vt100 2018-05-08T14:02:32Z https://community.isc2.org/t5/Industry-News/Cybersecurity-as-a-Rube-Goldberg-machine-CaaRG-v1-0/m-p/10160#M871 <P><span class="lia-inline-image-display-wrapper lia-image-align-center" image-alt="With multiple ball drops and a printing press with a chatbot at the end of the run that will publish a news article about your company succumbing to the hackers from (chose country from a drop box)." style="width: 582px;"><img src="https://community.isc2.org/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/2365i162A83EBC4918FAF/image-size/large?v=v2&amp;px=999" role="button" title="Rube-Goldberg01.jpg" alt="With multiple ball drops and a printing press with a chatbot at the end of the run that will publish a news article about your company succumbing to the hackers from (chose country from a drop box)." /><span class="lia-inline-image-caption" onclick="event.preventDefault();">With multiple ball drops and a printing press with a chatbot at the end of the run that will publish a news article about your company succumbing to the hackers from (chose country from a drop box).</span></span></P><P>&nbsp;</P><P>Features (also known as bits and pieces):<BR />Perimeter security (balloon) …<BR />Gleeful pentester (cactus) …<BR />Blue Moon + Unicorn Exploits + kneejerk reactions (spring boot) …<BR />Patch Tuesday, Security vs. stability (dice)…<BR />Real-time updatable license terms and limitations of liabilities (spool)…<BR />Security vendors M&amp;A and forced product obsolescence (clock)…<BR />That warm feeling when someone finds your keys in a public GitHub repository (wax drip) …<BR />This SIEMs possible to get value out of all these logs, it’s just costs a LOT and there are no parsers (domino chain) …<BR />Burning desire to notify your customers after discovery of APT traces (candle-heated hamster wheel) …<BR />But that email looked so authentic (mouse trap) …<BR />Smart TV in every boardroom! (magnifying glass) …<BR />Lowering costs of health insurance by offering employees wearable smartwatches with easy Bluetooth pairing and built-in PHI loss capabilities (banana skin) …<BR />Spectacles by Snap for improved over the shoulder snooping (Crazy Spring Slinky Eye Glasses) …<BR />Step away from a dashboard! Everything as a code (typewriter with built-in cash register) …<BR />Cannot see the big picture? We have a product for that! (treasure map) …<BR />Using Lambda to automate security controls. You are safe now; your developers oversee security (T-70 by Cyberdyne Systems) …<BR />Responsibility offload by CISO to AI platform (Bender from Futurama) …<BR />XSAC, presentation of “lessons learned” (Parrot in a cage) …<BR />CaASS Cybersecurity as a Service Service (cymbals)…<BR />Fireworks …</P> Tue, 08 May 2018 14:02:32 GMT https://community.isc2.org/t5/Industry-News/Cybersecurity-as-a-Rube-Goldberg-machine-CaaRG-v1-0/m-p/10160#M871 vt100 2018-05-08T14:02:32Z https://community.isc2.org/t5/Industry-News/Cybersecurity-as-a-Rube-Goldberg-machine-CaaRG-v1-0/m-p/13804#M1455 <P><A href="https://community.isc2.org/t5/Career/Finding-your-Unicorn/m-p/13800/highlight/true#M1306" target="_blank">See also</A>.</P> Fri, 17 Aug 2018 19:17:00 GMT https://community.isc2.org/t5/Industry-News/Cybersecurity-as-a-Rube-Goldberg-machine-CaaRG-v1-0/m-p/13804#M1455 rslade 2018-08-17T19:17:00Z