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Really Bad Idea Department ... [Friday]

rslade — Mon, 09 Oct 2023 09:10:22 GMT

On Sunday, the Discovery Channel is going to do something that's never been done before on TV: open a sarcophagus while broadcasting live from Egypt.

I mean, we all know how this is going to end: massive sandstorms, plagues of flies, unkillable mummies running around annoying people ...

Re: Really Bad Idea Department ... [Friday]

dcontesti — Thu, 04 Apr 2019 03:50:41 GMT

This coming Sunday? I will need to ensure I have the TV turned off, be in my fall out shelter, have it stocked with water (of all sorts), fly repellent, etc....

Thanks for the chuckle.

Re: Really Bad Idea Department ... [Friday]

Chuxing — Thu, 04 Apr 2019 13:30:09 GMT

Well, you never know, may be, just may be, we'll find a 5000-year-old CISSP ...

Re: Really Bad Idea Department ... [Friday]

Shannon — Thu, 04 Apr 2019 18:32:46 GMT

@Chuxing wrote:
Well, you never know, may be, just may be, we'll find a 5000-year-old CISSP ...

Perhaps the hieroglyphics will reveal something about AMFs back then --- after adjusting this for inflation we could share it on the AMF 'sentiments' thread...

Re: Really Bad Idea Department ... [Friday]

rslade — Thu, 04 Apr 2019 18:47:04 GMT

> Chuxing (Community Champion) posted a new reply in Industry News on 04-04-2019

> Well, you never know, may be, just may be, we'll find a 5000-year-old CISSP ...

CBK, c. 3,000 BC:

Security Management:
Make sure you have the latest version of the Code of Hammurabi.

Access Control:
No Minoans allowed!

BCP:
Beware of universal floods. Note if any of your neighbours in landlocked countries
are building giant boats.

Physical Security:
Shields up!

Cryptography:
Somebody's been using non-standard heiroglyphics, again!

Security Architecture:
Open architecture is better in hot climates.

Security Operations:
Back up all your papyrus to stone tablets.

Law, Investigation, and Ethics:
Stoning is *not* an acceptable punishment for failure to implement error
correction.

Telecommunications and Networking:
Shout loudly and slowly.

Applications Security:
The web is insecure. It doesn't matter what variety of spider ...

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Re: Really Bad Idea Department ... [Friday]

Shannon — Sat, 06 Apr 2019 02:00:50 GMT

We might all be inadvertently inspiring (ISC)2 to come out with a new certification dedicated to this... lol